Pam Beesly: Michael tends to procrastinate a bit whenever he has to do work. Um. Time cards, he has to sign these every Friday. Purchase orders have to be approved at the end of every month. And Expense Reports, all he has to do is initial these at the end of every quarter. But once every year it all falls on the same Friday; That's today. I call it the perfect storm.

That's sometime now, actually. 
I have personal decisions, professional decisions and the semester all pouncing on me just this very minute.
Argh!
Bourbon biscuits, here I come.