Aight. It turns out that my latest obsession is NFS - Most Wanted - not books, not music, a game. *ahem*
There is much that I love about it - the mad rush of defeating Blacklist # so-and-so; the joy of being able to crash into anything without concerns of money and insurance; the gloat-value of winning, mwhaah; the small gamotine** marks on my fingers; the power to take over the word more mwhaha ... uh, well you get the idea.
Having a story behind the game-play is a great idea!
Being able to create multiple profiles on one game is another five star idea!
But no customization for a female player?
Really, now.
One basic premise of the game is that that the player (gamer?) is a guy. And will only ever be a guy - and this is a bugger. The interface, having a hot chick and a buddy type anonymous guy help you out on the side - are all designed with a guy in mind.
To their credit, EA has been ostensibly non-chauvinistic - there are kick ass women racers that the gamer comes up against. But the basic assumption is a total bummer for a female gamer.
The Mia chick is hot - and has a body to die for. But given that I am, um, of a female persuasion, all it does, is to serve as a not-so-subtle reminder that I should spend that time at the gym instead of vegetating at an xbox console.
The villian chappie* pops up once in a while to throw a line or two at you. Dialogs like "I'm gonna take your ride and your girl" almost completley ruin an otherwise top-notch user experience - oh, okay, female user experience.
Notice the almost - that's important because the rest of the game totally lives up to my newbie-gamer standards.
Well I remember liking Carbon better, but this one is also great fun.
* terms like these are dead giveaway that I'm a girl, woman, babe, chick, vixen, bitch, whatever.
** gamotine, like nicotine
2 comments:
It's official... I am the last non-gamer in the entire world! Haha! Maybe you can teach me to play one day... Or maybe we should start editing instead!
LOL. So true, we should edit. But ... um, game first? maybe? yeah? bolywood and nfs. soon.
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